Our Products

Calibrated precisely to the offense. Not an ounce more. Verified by our Proportionality Review Board before execution. The choice of the ethically discerning.

Slow-release, ethically aged. When timing matters more than speed. Our most thoughtfully crafted offering — unhurried, deliberate, served at precisely the right moment.

Revenge via documentation. No violence, no confrontation, no illegal activity. Just receipts — comprehensive, accurate, and available to all relevant parties.

Your vengeance energy, converted entirely into personal growth. For when you've decided you don't actually want to do anything — but you want to feel like you did.

For grievances of institutional scope, involving multiple parties, coordinated action, and a matter of public record. Our most significant offering. Named for the event that founded us.

For situations where both parties have legitimate grievances. We facilitate a structured exchange that satisfies both sides proportionally. No winner. No loser. A settlement, ethically sourced.