We believe in accountability. We believe in proportionality. We believe that vengeance, like any product you bring into your life, should meet rigorous ethical sourcing standards.
Our Products
Every act of vengeance, ethically sourced from start to finish.
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The Proportional Response
Our flagship product. Calibrated precisely to the offense — not an ounce more, not an ounce less. Verified before execution.
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Artisanal · 90-Day Minimum
The Cold Dish
Slow-release, ethically aged. When timing matters more than speed. Unhurried, deliberate, served at precisely the right moment.
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Documentation-Based
The Public Record
Revenge via documentation. No violence. No confrontation. Just receipts — comprehensive, accurate, and available to all relevant parties.
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Transformative · Carbon-Negative
The Redirect
Your vengeance energy, converted entirely into personal growth. For when you don't want to do anything — but want to feel like you did.
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Institutional · Legacy · Est. 44 BCE
The Ides Protocol
For grievances of institutional scope. Coordinated, multi-party, documented. Named for the event that founded us. Our most significant offering.
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Mutual Resolution
The Settlement
For situations where both parties have legitimate grievances. We calibrate both responses proportionally. No winner. No loser. Done.
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Certified Origin Statement
Every act of vengeance comes with full supply chain transparency. You will know exactly where it came from, how it was handled, and who reviewed it before delivery. No surprises. No bycatch.
Read Our Standards →*Certification body does not exist. All other standards are self-imposed and rigorously enforced by us, internally.